Monday, March 21, 2011

It's not Friday....but I don't care.

Oh you know where this is going. If you don't, watch this.






Now that you wish you could get the last five minutes of your life back, let's talk. 
Actually, I don't think we have to do much talking about this. But we can talk anyways.
This video is just plain bad. I don't really know how else to say it.

Poor Rebecca Black, her parents just wanted her to be famous, but now she is famous for being absolutely TERRIBLE. Her voice sounds so whiny and half the time her face looks like she is in labor pains. And I didn't even get to the lyrics yet.

What am I? 5? I think people who are watching this video know what the days of the week are, and if they don't, start attending school. Really? A song about Friday? But then it's not just Friday. She ever so kindly tells us that Thursday is the day before and then Saturday and Sunday come afterwards. I can now be at ease knowing the order of half of the days of the week.....right.

Beyond the terrible lyrics and the bad singing by Black, let's get to this rapper who just comes up out of no where. Where does this guy think he is going? Is he hoping to get famous by this? Well he did, and now no one would ever take him worth a grain of salt because he has shamed his non existent career on this song.

This kind of reminds of Justin Bieber, except at least the Bieb has some TALENT! I will admit I am not his biggest fan, but at least he can sing better than this chick. 

Friday is not Rebecca's only glorious performance on YouTube. Just search around and you will see many more outrageously bad videos. Well I can't talk about this anymore or else I'm going to lose it. 

Rebecca, nothing personal, but PLEASE do not sing anything else. Save yourself the embarrassment because no amount of auto tune can save you now.

Sincerely,
Me.

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